| 123 | Centrifugal Force | Mr. Bond |
| 154 | Beliefs | The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask you for faith. |
| 163 | Donald Knuth | |
| 165 | Turn Signals | die Blinker blinken synchron! |
| 177 | Alice and Bob | Eve really loves Bob. |
| 179 | e to the pi times i | e hoch (i\*π) |
| 184 | Matrix Transform | |
| 195 | Map of the Internet | |
| 199 | Right-Hand Rule | Try some noncartesian porn! |
| 208 | Regular Expressions | Everybody stand back! |
| 217 | e to the pi Minus pi | 20 |
| 224 | Lisp | Honestly, we hacked most of it together with Perl. |
| 234 | Escape Artist | Escape with Backslashes! |
| 273 | Electromagnetic Spectrum | |
| 303 | Compiling | |
| 305 | Rule 34 | wetriffs.com |
| 323 | Ballmer Peak | Remember Windows ME? |
| 327 | Exploits of a Mom | SQL injection nennt man sowas wohl |
| 364 | Responsible Behavior | I signed her public key… |
| 373 | The Data So Far | Supernatural powers |
| 378 | Real Programmers | … use Emacs, vim, ed, cat, … |
| 382 | Trebuchet | |
| 386 | Duty Calls | Someone is wrong on the internet! |
| 394 | Kilobyte | |
| 397 | Unscientific | Feynman als Zombie! |
| 435 | Purity | You have to be this pure to make a step on the terrace! |
| 485 | Depth | Sizes accurate on a vertical log scale |
| 518 | Flow Charts | |
| 519 | 11th Grade | Learning Perl |
| 526 | Converting to Metric | |
| 538 | Security | Drug him until he tells us the password! |
| 540 | Base System | proceed to 2nd base |
| 552 | Correlation | |
| 573 | Parental Trolling | Immer den linken Schuh zu erst. |
| 583 | CNR | could not reproduce |
| 585 | Outreach | Daddy, I want to be a scientist! |
| 613 | Threesome | Physicists can't solve the three-body-problem |
| 655 | Climbing | Where did you even get this wall? Return it there and stand it back up right now. |
| 664 | Academia vs. Business | For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see. |
| 679 | Christmas Plans | Religionskritik? |
| 715 | Numbers | Statistik über Google-Ergebnisse ist doch was feines. |
| 724 | Hell | Tetris mit rundem Boden.  |
| 730 | Circuit Diagram | Ausdrucken! |
| 765 | Dilution | Homöopathie als Empfängnismethode … |
| 779 | Anxiety | Viagra vor dem Nacktscanner verkaufen … |
| 844 | Good Code | The Android loop or the HURD loop … |
| 859 | ( | ) |
| 888 | Heaven | Siehe 724! |
| 910 | Permanence | Choosing host name … |
| 927 | Standards | We have now n+1 competing standards … |
| 936 | Password Strength | Lange Sätze sind leichter zu merken! |
| 949 | File Transfer | 2011 und es gibt immernoch keine einfache Methode … |
| 964 | Dorm Poster | The Dark Side of the Moon |
| 974 | The General Problem | Vorausschauendes Arbeiten? |
| 979 | Wisdom of the Ancients | “Who were you, DenverCoder9?” |
| 989 | Cryogenics | Welcome to Futurama! *gg* |
| 1015 | Kerning | bad kerning :haha: |
| 1020 | Orion Nebula | … that orion clearly has a dong … |
| 1041 | Whites of Their Eyes | War is don't seeing the human in the enemy … |
| 1086 | Eyelash Wish Log | ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events … |
| 1137 | LTR | oder doch RTL? |
| 1144 | Tags | AAAaargh! |
| 1145 | Sky Color | Why the sky is blue … |
| 1179 | ISO 8601 | |
| 1199 | Silence | John Cage FTW! |
| 1302 | Year in Review | Auch 2013 keine Nordlichter gesehen … |
| 1335 | Now | auch http://xkcd.com/now |
| 1338 | Land Mammals | Viel Vieh! |
| 1353 | Heartbleed | THE INTERNET IS ON FIRE! |
| 1357 | Free Speech | It's just that the people listening think you're an asshole … |
| 1386 | People are Stupid | »Other people aren't as smart as me.« |
| 1421 | Future Self | Island! |
| 1425 | Tasks | Virtually impossible … |
| 1445 | Efficiency | the reason I am so inefficient … |
| 1461 | Payloads | We need space elevators! |
| 1504 | Opportunity | Roving on Mars since 2004 … |
| 1612 | Colds | The aching throat is actually the worst … |
| 1628 | Magnus | Could I beat 8 year old Jan Hoyer? |
| 1658 | Estimating Time | Beim nächsten Projekt dann … |
| 1695 | Code Quality 2 | works for me … |
| 1739 | Fixing Problems | What was the initial problem anyway? |
| 1760 | TV Problems | I understand how everything went so wrong. |
| 1780 | Appliance Repair | Das Gerät ist wohl kaputt … |
| 1866 | Russell's Teapot | Crowdfunding a cubesat! \o/ |
| 1883 | Supervillain Plan | Deep fear of time zone problems … |
| 1915 | Nightmare Email Feature | Half-finished in draft folder … |
| 1949 | Fruit Collider | They're building a massive collider in Europe … |
| 1953 | The History of Unicode | All my questions about Emoji in one comic strip … |
| 1988 | Containers | Docker FTW?! |
| 1994 | Repairs | If you can not repair it, you don't own it! |
| 2347 | Dependency | One person thankfully maintaining since 2003 … |
| 2788 | Musical Scales | Frequency on a log scale and time on a linear one. |