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| | | [[http://xkcd.com/123/|123]] | Centrifugal Force | Mr. Bond | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/154/|154]] | Beliefs | The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask you for faith. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/163/|163]] | Donald Knuth | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/165/|165]] | Turn Signals | die Blinker blinken synchron! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/177/|177]] | Alice and Bob | Eve really loves Bob. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/179/|179]] | e to the pi times i | e hoch (i\*π) | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/184/|184]] | Matrix Transform | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/195/|195]] | Map of the Internet | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/199/|199]] | Right-Hand Rule | Try some noncartesian porn! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/208/|208]] | Regular Expressions | Everybody stand back! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/217/|217]] | e to the pi Minus pi | 20 | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/224/|224]] | Lisp | Honestly, we hacked most of it together with Perl. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/234/|234]] | Escape Artist | Escape with Backslashes! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/273/|273]] | Electromagnetic Spectrum | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/303/|303]] | Compiling | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/305/|305]] | Rule 34 | [[http://www.wetriffs.com|wetriffs.com]] | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/323/|323]] | Ballmer Peak | Remember Windows ME? | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/327/|327]] | Exploits of a Mom | SQL injection nennt man sowas wohl | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/364/|364]] | Responsible Behavior | I signed her public key… | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/373/|373]] | The Data So Far | Supernatural powers | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/378/|378]] | Real Programmers | … use Emacs, vim, ed, cat, … | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/382/|382]] | Trebuchet | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/386/|386]] | Duty Calls | Someone is wrong on the internet! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/394/|394]] | Kilobyte | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/397/|397]] | Unscientific | Feynman als Zombie! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/435/|435]] | Purity | You have to be this pure to make a step on the terrace! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/485/|485]] | Depth | Sizes accurate on a vertical log scale | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/518/|518]] | Flow Charts | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/519/|519]] | 11th Grade | Learning Perl | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/526/|526]] | Converting to Metric | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/538/|538]] | Security | Drug him until he tells us the password! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/540/|540]] | Base System | proceed to 2nd base | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/552/|552]] | Correlation | | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/573/|573]] | Parental Trolling | Immer den linken Schuh zu erst. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/583/|583]] | CNR | could not reproduce | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/585/|585]] | Outreach | Daddy, I want to be a scientist! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/613/|613]] | Threesome | Physicists can't solve the three-body-problem | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/655/|655]] | Climbing | Where did you even get this wall? Return it there and stand it back up right now. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/664/|664]] | Academia vs. Business | For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/679/|679]] | Christmas Plans | Religionskritik? | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/715/|715]] | Numbers | Statistik über Google-Ergebnisse ist doch was feines. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/724/|724]] | Hell | Tetris mit rundem Boden. :-/ | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/730/|730]] | Circuit Diagram | Ausdrucken! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/765/|765]] | Dilution | Homöopathie als Empfängnismethode … | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/779/|779]] | Anxiety | Viagra vor dem Nacktscanner verkaufen … | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/844/|844]] | Good Code | The Android loop or the HURD loop … | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/859/|859]] | ( | ) | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/888/|888]] | Heaven | Siehe 724! | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/910/|910]] | Permanence | Choosing host name … | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/927/|927]] | Standards | We have now n+1 competing standards … | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/936/|936]] | Password Strength | Lange Sätze sind leichter zu merken! | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/949/|949]] | File Transfer | 2011 und es gibt immernoch keine einfache Methode … | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/964/|964]] | Dorm Poster | The Dark Side of the Moon | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/974/|974]] | The General Problem | Vorausschauendes Arbeiten? | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/979/|979]] | Wisdom of the Ancients | “Who were you, DenverCoder9?”| |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/989/|989]] | Cryogenics | Welcome to Futurama! *gg* | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/1015/|1015]] | Kerning | bad kerning :haha: | |
| | | [[https://www.xkcd.com/1020/|1020]] | Orion Nebula | … that orion clearly has a dong … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1041/|1041]] | Whites of Their Eyes | War is don't seeing the human in the enemy … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1086/|1086]] | Eyelash Wish Log | ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1137/|1137]] | LTR | oder doch RTL? | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1144/|1144]] | Tags | AAAaargh! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1145/|1145]] | Sky Color | Why the sky is blue … | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/1179/|1179]] | ISO 8601 | | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1199/|1199]] | Silence | John Cage FTW! | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/1302/|1302]] | Year in Review | Auch 2013 keine Nordlichter gesehen … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1335/|1335]] | Now | auch http://xkcd.com/now | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1338/|1338]] | Land Mammals | Viel Vieh! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1353/|1353]] | Heartbleed | THE INTERNET IS ON FIRE! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1357/|1357]] | Free Speech | It's just that the people listening think you're an asshole … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1386/|1386]] | People are Stupid | »Other people aren't as smart as me.« | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1421/|1421]] | Future Self | Island! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1425/|1425]] | Tasks | Virtually impossible … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1445/|1445]] | Efficiency | the reason I am so inefficient … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1461/|1461]] | Payloads | We need space elevators! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1504/|1504]] | Opportunity | Roving on Mars since 2004 … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1612/|1612]] | Colds | The aching throat is actually the worst … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1628/|1628]] | Magnus | Could I beat 8 year old Jan Hoyer? | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1658/|1658]] | Estimating Time | Beim nächsten Projekt dann … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1695/|1695]] | Code Quality 2 | works for me … | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/1739/|1739]] | Fixing Problems | What was the initial problem anyway? | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1760/|1760]] | TV Problems | I understand how everything went so wrong. | |
| | | [[http://xkcd.com/1780/|1780]] | Appliance Repair | Das Gerät ist wohl kaputt … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1866/|1866]] | Russell's Teapot | Crowdfunding a cubesat! \o/ | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1883/|1883]] | Supervillain Plan | Deep fear of time zone problems … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1915/|1915]] | Nightmare Email Feature | Half-finished in draft folder … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1949/|1949]] | Fruit Collider | They're building a massive collider in Europe … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1953/|1953]] | The History of Unicode | All my questions about Emoji in one comic strip … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1988/|1988]] | Containers | Docker FTW?! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/1994/|1994]] | Repairs | If you can not repair it, you don't own it! | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/2347/|2347]] | Dependency | One person thankfully maintaining since 2003 … | |
| | | [[https://xkcd.com/2788/|2788]] | Musical Scales | Frequency on a log scale and time on a linear one. | |